"He fired No. 4 cannon till the barrel melted down.
So he grabbed an alligator and he fought another round.
he filled his head with cannon balls and powdered his behind
and when he touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind.
Cannoneer No. 4 fired his gun and the Liberals kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
He kept a firin and they began to runnin'
on out of all the 'blue zones' even down to Mexico."
How's that?
Johnny Horton would be proud.