[hispanarepublicana]

"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!"

[r9etb]

"Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!"

Dammit, hr -- that was my line.

OTOH, your version implies he's dismayed. His smile says otherwise. Thus, I offer the following amendment:

oooOOOOOOooooohhhhh! Nobody said the colonoscopy hose would be THIS BIG!