[LincolnLover]

Oustanding blast by the beautiful one!

C'mon, USA Today, why so afraid? You knew what you were getting when you discussed this gig with Ann.

Run the piece as is, no changes.

[ServesURight]

No big loss to Ann. There's plenty of sources for her fans to read her material. Most readers of Useless Today would've complained about her column anyway had they read it.

USA Today is color-coded crap, the newspaper for the sheeple too lazy to read articles without glossy pictures and large fonts.