[Akira]

No way in hell USA Today would run that column as is! That sounds like a talk she'd give at CPAC. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they hired her, but they should have expected something like that.

"My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention."

Wow.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

"My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention."

The truth is too controversial for USA Today readers. lol