``The only way I can speak like residents of New Jersey and eastern Pennsylvania is to let my jaw drop an inch and talk with my lips in an `O' like a fish.
Dear Mz. Fust Lady, try relaxing your anus. I hear that corrects a host of physical, and social, problems.
78 posted on 07/26/2004 4:40:31 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
(www.cantheban.net --Can the "assault" weapons ban!)