[Moose4]

No, no. Remember, we Southerners always give directions based on where things *used* to be.

"Well, lemme see...y'all turn 'round, turn left outta this lot, go 'bout a mile over t'where th' Harris Teeter was, turn raht, g'down t'whar Ed's Body Shop wuz till it burnt down last month, turn left, when y'get t'that shoppin' center they used'ta call Eastgate, turn raht and y'all'l be headin' raht for yer hotel!"

}:-)4

[HalfFull]

"Well, lemme see...y'all turn 'round, turn left outta this lot, go 'bout a mile over t'where th' Harris Teeter was, turn raht, g'down t'whar Ed's Body Shop wuz till it burnt down last month, turn left, when y'get t'that shoppin' center they used'ta call Eastgate, turn raht and y'all'l be headin' raht for yer hotel!"

ROFL...always a pleasure to meet a true southerner!

[PistolPaknMama]

Bofe of y'all left out the part about the swag in the road just past the hog pen. No wonder this poor great visionary socialist couldn't find her way around down here.

I am anxiously waiting to see if she will release some "Talk Like You're From Iowa!" language tapes.