Posted on 07/25/2004 9:32:18 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
You know Springer was a sleazy politician before he was a sleazy TV host
Hey Kids! Guess what:
I'm Young. I'm a Republican. I'm voting (for Bush). So in the words of your preferred first "lady", shove it!
I'm Ignorant
I'm a DimoRat
Yeah, I know that Springer was a politician and wanted to run for office recently. Why doesn't the DNC claim him in national TV ads?
Actually--maybe the Pubs could use this to their own advantage. Run a series of ads asking if voters want Jerry's preferred candidate to be their own.
It might work!
(Rolls up sleeves. Gets "crazy eyes." Bursts through brick well with refreshing glass of red Kool-Aid and gay "marriage" certificate.)
WE'RE GOING TO CALIFORNIA, AND TO WASHINGTON, AND TO BENSONHURST, AND TO PEE PEE CREEK OHIO, AND TO D.C., AND TO WAIKIKI, AND TO MT. VERNON, AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO CHECK INTO BELLEVUE FOR SOME PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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