ESPN probably gave Kerry's handlers the questions they were going to ask him weeks ago. His knowledge of baseball is limited to the nice focus-grouped answers they scripted and then forced Lurch to memorize while he was getting his touch-up Botox treatment for tonight's "surprise" visit to Fenway.
This is all so orchestrated, it's not even funny. ESPN now just happens to have George Stephanopolous in the booth right now, and Tom Brokaw, Tim Russert and Katie Couric also happened to be at the game tonight. But Kerry's trip was a surprise visit -- yeah right! Barf-a-rama!