Kerry just flubbed the opening pitch at the Yanks-Sox game

ESPN | 7/25/04 | me

[finnman69]

Kerry just 'threw' out the opening pitch at the Boston-Yankees game. Just saw Kerry pitch a really weak opening pitch, well short of the plate, bouncing under the catcher. What a poser!

[petercooper]

MaryJo Kopechne

[Azzurri]

Here's a great commercial for New York: John Kerry cheering the Yankees losing. That just might give Bush a 20pt swing in the state.

[Piranha]

He actually was supposed to be there before he wasn't supposed to be there -- er, wait!! I mean, he actually wasn't supposed to be there before he was supposed to be there -- no! I mean he was supposed to be there before he wasn't supposed to be there before he was supposed to be there.

Isn't this like a triple somersault in gymnastics or something?

[beyond the sea]

Thanks! What do you think ........post #630. Look alike???

[Mo1]

against Derek Lowe (8-9) on Sunday night, when the Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, who sometimes wears a Red Sox cap on the campaign trail, will be on display for the New England vote.

Soooooo ... what's up with the media tonight and the reports that Kerry had a change in plans about Florida??

[doug from upland]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

A girl threw the shotput 60 feet!

Different dream realized;
By Ned Barnett, Staff Writer // July 19, 2004
Visit USA Track & Field

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Laura Gerraughty, the North Carolina senior who once dreamed of being an Olympic gymnast, will be going to the Games in a far different event -- the shot put.

Gerraughty won the women's shot put final at the U.S. Olympic trails Friday night with a throw of 60 feet, 8 1/2 inches.

"I shaking, I'm just so excited," Gerraughty said as she prepared to go to the victory stand at Sacramento State's Hornet Stadium. "I can't wait to represent my country in Athens."

[hershey]

Ha Ha Ha Ha HA!

[Petronski]

No no, Terayza, I hear they're called 'runs,' not points.

[finnman69]

[Petronski]

With two and a half inches to spare. LOL

[Henchster]

Maybe you need to check your setup. I'm getting it in 1080i, my brand new Samsung HD receiver decodes it auto-magically and shows you what the signal is.

[nuffsenuff]

Whoa! Is that Mary Jo in the background there?

[HRoarke]

Was Kerry's pitch the "bounce" they were looking for at the convention?

[MJY1288]

I didn't see it or hear it, but the fact that he was booed in Boston is a big deal. Not to mention that the "Girlie Man" had to throw the ball from the Red Tee's and still came up short

[beyond the sea]

I meant post # 219. Thanks for the picture. That's the picture I was thinking of. Don't you think that looks like her?

[theophilusscribe]

Yep!

[scottinoc]

That excruciating "kiss" is the true Dukakis-in-a-tank moment for Effin'

[Not A Snowbird]

the soldier was ordered to go get Tereysa and JFK some gawwddddamneed chardonay

If I were him I'd just keep on going...