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To: Donna Lee Nardo; Snowy
Nully, what does your new tagline mean?

It's a Red dwarf reference from the "Duct Soup" episode:

2 - Int. Starbug sleeping quarters

KOCHANSKI is lying in bed, wild eyes staring at a set of pipes fixed to the wall beside her, and a spanner held tightly in her fists.

KOCHANSKI: One more time, and you get *this*. D'you hear?? Don't think I don't mean it! One more time, just - one more.

The pipes suddenly issue a hideous screech. KOCHANSKI smashes her spanner into the offending ironwork, sending three loud 'clang's reverberating throughout the ship.

KOCHANSKI: What did I tell you? I told you! Didn't I tell you?? How many times have I told you? Right, what was the last one?

KOCHANSKI sits up and takes a notebook from a nearby shelf. She flicks through the pages and consults the latest entries.

KOCHANSKI: 'Nurieek'. So the next one will be a 'rotut', and the one after that will be a 'hernunger'. Four seconds; three seconds; two seconds --

Another scream bursts out of the pipes.

KOCHANSKI: Now 'hernunger'...

A third scream bursts out.

KOCHANSKI: No, that's wrong! You've gone out of sequence! 'Nurieek', 'rotut', 'hernunger' - what's wrong with you??

KOCHANSKI lays into the pipes once more with her spanner. Another three 'clang's rattle Starbug.

KOCHANSKI: If you're gonna keep me up all night just do it right, okay?!?

The pipe howls out again.

KOCHANSKI: 'Sqweloookle'?? Where does 'sqweloookle' come from?? He's new!

(See! snowy's not the only one)...

768 posted on 07/26/2004 12:13:38 PM PDT by null and void (Nurieek, rotut, hernunger...)
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To: null and void

I have all the Red Dwarf episodes.
And every Monty Python episode and movie.
And all the Fawlty Towers.

Hmmm... I must be a defective american.

Check out my new sig. :)


782 posted on 07/26/2004 12:21:01 PM PDT by HipShot ("there is no reason to suspect smegging terrorism")
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