[LibWhacker]

Sandy Burglar, er, Berger used weasel words like "inadvertent" and "accidentally discarded" to wish away criminal acts that jeopardized national security . . .

I liked the opening lines of a parody that ran in The Daily Farce yesterday:

Sandy Berger, former U.S. National Security Advisor to Bill Clinton, stated today that he inadvertently stuffed national security documents in his cheeks, calling it an "honest mistake".

"The documents just slipped into my mouth by mistake." [snip]

Which isn't a whole lot more absurd than Berger's actual explanation.

[mrustow]

True.