I love it. High school bus drivers. It brings to mind the bus drivers I remember, many with big bulging bellies. What a visual.
And thusly you have described the prototypical guardian of our borders. Canadians may have socialize medicine but they seem to have successfully beaten the socialism out of their homeland security departments. Flat bellies with armor and an attitude. That's what I saw coming into Canada recently. Coming back to the USA it was bathroom break bitching and doughnuts.