[John Jorsett]

It's Ashcroft's fault, of course.

[The Red Zone]

Bump the hooligans

[kaboom]

Sounds kind of like the Long Distance phone scam where a LD company would register itself under the names "Anyone", "I dont care", You Pick", etc.

That way, when setting up a new phone line and the operator asks "Who would you like as your LD carrier?" Ta Da! a new customer.

[bjcintennessee]

This is hilarious!

[T. P. Pole]

I remember the story a few years back like this. In this state you were given three slots to pick your plate, but he only had two ideas, so he wrote on the third space "no plate" and sure enough, he go NO PLATE and started getting tickets in the mail.

[Hank Rearden]

My favorite was one from California a number of years ago: UPURZ2. DMV was too stupid to decipher it before issuing it, tried to steal it back, owner refused to cough it up - can't remember if Big Stupid Government managed to grab it back or not.

[Old Professer]

Sign up for NO BRAINS and shut the whole government down.

[tdadams]

There have been cases of men being pursued by the state for child support even when DNA evidence shows they're not the father.

I wouldn't be surprised if an overzealous state's attorney general wages a media campaign to force him to pay the tickets.

[tdadams]

When I bought a Saab, I wanted the vanity plate "SNAAB". Someone already has it.

[Fintan]

The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania refused my vanity plate request: FAH-Q