Or pulling completely fabricated charges out of thin air, right?
Are most writers for "alternative" papers (which, I think means papers that survive from selling advertising space primarily to transvestite massage parlors and abortion clinics) this childish?
From what I've read, yes. They're targeted toward the young and stupid, and yet somehow fail to acheive that high of a standard. (I've only ever read them for local entertainment listings and to laugh at the personals.)