Hmmm, OK but you are going to have to submit very compelling evidence for me to believe your theory.
And so we can be very clear on the matter "compelling evidence" would have to be in the form of death or dismemberment resulting in the shunning of your philosophy.
It's basically a Christian philosophy that says there's more to life than getting drunk and smoking pot. I don't want to sound too moralistic because I've done plenty of both, but I think you eventually have to move on and grow up.