[Alex Murphy]

Mrs Woodruff: Well, anyhow, to make a long, internationally-copyrighted story short, I was beamed aboard their spaceship - what they call a Getgone - and transported to Hachacha #3. That's what you people call Mars.
Venus: Did this place have heavy metal screens on the windows?
Mrs Woodruff: Yes!
Venus: Lucky guess!

from WKRP In Cincinnati, episode 6 "Bailey's Show"

[Fintan]

So the Clintons and the Democratic Party are space aliens...

I knew it all along.

[King Prout]

it took Harvard Research to come to the conclusion that witness testimony is not reliable?

[Marie]

In my experience, the most traumatic stuff is recalled with the least emotion. One gets to the point where they think about it so much that they desensitize. It's a coping mechanism.