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Former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger left his home this morning wearing one black sock and one blue sock. When questioned by this reporter his excuse was "it was dark when I got dressed and I did not want to wake my wife."
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Former National Security Advisor Sandy Berger inadvertently left the National Archives with 50 classified documents. When questioned by this reporter, the victim of the White House Leaking Room questioned the timing of the leak. As our readers recall, the GOP was investigated and punished earlier this year because of the leaking of a memo detailing steps to use National Security issues as a political tool.
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist appropriately expressed his remorse over the actions of the actions of the GOP spin machine, and returned his small balls to Senator Daschle. Being a physician, Frist is capable of removing them for the dems on demand. This latest episode leads one to wonder if the lesson was learned or does Dr. Frist need to remove his small balls once again?.
LOL! You read between the lines of hidden but true realities very well. ;)