[pfflier]

French authorities rushed thousands of tourists out of the Eiffel Tower after receiving a warning that a plane was about to crash into the famous Paris landmark, police and the tower's management said.

The new French flag has peel-off red and blue stripes.

I'm sure that the French thoughtfully left white hankies on the tower as they left.

[Dave278]

I heard a whole division of french soldiers surrendered to Mickey Mouse during the Euro Disney fireworks show last night.