Edwards says he and Kerry will bring real values to White House (gag alert)

AP ^ | 7.21.04

[tbpiper]

if elected, he and ticket-mate John Kerry would bring real American values back to the White House.

Clinton promised to have the most ethical administration in history…..and missed it 180 degrees.

We have been in the real world _ on Main Street _ listening to what people's problems are."

Equivalent to the Clintonian “I feel your pain” statement.

A kerry/edwards administration would be an unmitigate disaster for this country.

[auboy]

Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards said Wednesday that if elected, he and ticket-mate John Kerry would bring real American values back to the White House.

Horse feathers and flying pigs. I know three year olds who can lie better than the Night of the Living Dead Ticket.

[no dems]

This reminds me of the l992 campaign when a guy named Bill Clinton said that his would be the most ethical White House in history. Let us never forget.

[F.J. Mitchell]

"Well, you must remember how Farrah lives."

Huh?

[bayourod]

"...a crowd of around 150 who paid $1,000 each ..."

Pathetic. Probably didn't even pay the expenses.

[bayourod]

"Later, Edwards attended a $50-a-person fund-raiser at a hip Manhattan nightclub "

That's probably less than the regular cover charge. It's the equivalent to paying people to attend.

[Republican Wildcat]

Indeed. If it was the other way around it would be "Bush launches personal attacks on Kerry."

[Lion Den Dan]

You said:

upperclass snots looking down at me

I think you mean low class white trash with a lot of money trying to look down on me.

[Kaslin]

The two Johns don't even know what real value is

[mcenedo]

Heard a good one on the way home this evening on the radio...Announcer said on opening night of the convention the democrats were going to have Carter give a speech on morality, ethics, and values.....

Then they were going to have Clinton give the rebuttal.

very clever

[tobyhill]

I didn't know "real values" and trial lawyers go hand in hand.

[Paul Atreides]

You must take into account that Farrah Edwards thinks that there are two Americas. If everyone isn't in his income bracket, well then, they must be dirt poor.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Farrah Edwards, LOL!, now I get it.