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Berger returns Constitution to Archives (humor)
www.scrappleface.com ^ | July 21, 2004 | scrappleface

Posted on 07/21/2004 12:15:36 PM PDT by 91B

2004-07-21) -- Former Clinton national security advisor Samuel R. "Sandy" Berger today returned the orginal copy of the U.S. Constitution to the National Archives.

"It was an honest mistake," said Mr. Berger, who until this morning was an advisor to Democrat presidential hopeful John Forbes Kerry. "I accidentally wrapped the Constitution around my left leg and mistakenly secured it with rubber bands."

A spokesman for the National Archives said he was pleased to have the Constitution back."Until Mr. Berger returned it," said the source, "our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clintonhack; funnystuff; lyingthief; sandyberger
"Until Mr. Berger returned it," said the source, "our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary."

ROFL

1 posted on 07/21/2004 12:15:48 PM PDT by 91B
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To: Admin Moderator
Can you fix the source link it should be http://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/001770.html#001770

Thanks

2 posted on 07/21/2004 12:17:26 PM PDT by 91B (God made man, Sam Colt made men equal.)
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To: 91B

Haha. Good one. I am sitting here waiting for the fallout from all of this. I really like Mcauliffe's attempt at damage control by requesting all info on the investigation. Typical Dems, one of their own commits a crime and they try like he** to deflect it. Traitors all.


3 posted on 07/21/2004 12:18:11 PM PDT by hardcoreinlove
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To: hardcoreinlove

Jail time coming up.


4 posted on 07/21/2004 12:25:10 PM PDT by jocko12
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To: 91B

Bump.


5 posted on 07/21/2004 12:31:33 PM PDT by 91B (God made man, Sam Colt made men equal.)
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"Until Mr. Berger returned it," said the source, "our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary."

There is another keyboard shorted out from expelled soda.

6 posted on 07/21/2004 12:37:04 PM PDT by Corporate Law (<>< -- Xavier Basketball - Perennial Slayer of #1 Ranked Teams)
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To: 91B
"our prime suspects were all in the federal judiciary."

Too funny!

7 posted on 07/21/2004 12:53:02 PM PDT by apackof2 (Kind words are like honey-sweet to the soul and healthy for the body Pro.16:24)
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To: jocko12

Put "Tied to the Whipping Post" on the turntable...


8 posted on 07/21/2004 12:58:08 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (STAGMIRE !)
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To: 91B

So Sandy stuffs the docs in his socks. Then what? He takes them home sits them on the table and a few days later returns them? Yea right!! Like Hassert said he got a lot of splaing to do. Who else did you share them with? Was it all your idea or did others encourage you? Did you have a sudden nervous twitch that compelled you to break the law?


9 posted on 07/21/2004 1:05:28 PM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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