That phrase then became a running joke in our office.
"Mike's out sick today."
"Why? Did he forget to change his pad?"
*insert riotous laughter here*
I left there about 2 years ago, but I still keep in touch with one of my former co-workers. He says the phrase is still used to this day!
That story is really, really gross, but your tag line is really, really funny.
Great running joke.