The Lurch doesn't exactly look like he could tell jokes. John F*ckin's so serious he leaves people bored. Now there's a joke Democrats are unable to appreciate: a candidate bereft of humor.
Lurch is actually a programmed demo-commie droid. jfk did play in a movie once, as the big ambulance driver in,"Phantasm." I think one to many of those silver spheres are still buzzing around in his elitist cranium. Bush/Cheney 2004.