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[conservative in nyc]

For those who doubted the paper, the Berger saga made the front page of today's New York Post:

[Brimack34]

I love these stories. It connects the dots between burgler and kerry for those not in the know.

[dc-zoo]

Wow.. there's no end to the pun and fun. I was amazed that Lawrence O'Donald said Berger's explanation makes no sense at all. O'Donald is the biggest lib on PMSNBC. He said that on Joe Scarbrough's show tonight.

[conservative in nyc]

It's worth it to click on the article. In particular, the Post reports that:

The FBI was called in after alert archives staffers saw documents peeking out from under Berger's pants, smelled a rat — and ran a sting operation by marking other documents to prove he was taking them out, a government official said.

This contradicts Sandy Berger's lawyer's contention in the Slimes that Sandy Berger only stuffed documents in his jacket and pants pocket. And we finally have a source for the down the pants allegations -- the archive staffers themselves.

I hope there's a videotape showing this.

[kb2614]

I haven't heard anybody refer to this as 'SockGate' yet.

[lonevoice]

Ping. Worth your time to click on the link for the NY Post article.

[TheCrusader]

Berger should have learned from his boss that it's dangerous to hide secrets in your pants.

[Bonaparte]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Hey, it happens! Just the other night I found lost tax forms and police reports in my pants as I got ready for bed. While doing the wash the next morning, I found some bank statements in my socks. I can't imagine this doesn't happen to everybody.

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

"I'm not a crook. I just have a bizzare, highly classified document fetish. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy when I stuff them down my pants. Gives me a real sense of power."

[JimboUSofA]

"Stocking stuffer"? He does kinda resemble Santa Claus, doesn't he?

[Vesuvian]

Well, here's a Clintonian explanation of the whole thing:

He was sitting in the archives when he suddenly felt a bit, er, lonely. He begins to, um, satisfy himself by shoving the documents down his pants, and in a nod to Dick Morris, his socks. This whole matter is therefore about sex, and we all know EVERYONE lies about sex. It's a personal matter between Sandy Berger and Georgia Pacific, and none of anybody's business.

I now feel the need to take a shower!

[atomicpossum]

Warning to the Kerry Kampaign:

Before he leaves the building, check his socks.

Could have a fax machine or something in there.

Inadvertantly, of course.