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Top 10 reasons why Mr. Berger stuffed classified documents into his pants?
07/20/04
| crusty codger
Posted on 07/20/2004 3:32:40 PM PDT by crusty codger
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To: crusty codger
'Cause he doesn't measure up
To: crusty codger
1. He was told, "When you are finished, just put the documents in the drawers."
2. He understood that the secret documents were "briefs."
3. He noticed the documents were marked "top secret," so he patriotically hid them where no one would look for them.
4. He was allowed to read the documents but he was told to "be brief" about it, so he stuffed the pages in his underwear and tried to read them.
5. Hillary reminded him about the secret files she has on him.
6. Bill Clinton told him to stuff secret documents down his pants as a practical joke.
7. It was a clever sting operation to reveal how the Republicans would exploit a Democrat's scandal.
8. He went to the men's room with some reading material and then discovered that they were out of toilet paper.
9. He was framed -- someone just stuffed the documents down his pants without his noticing -- perhaps space aliens, gremlins, or Republicans did it.
10. "I have no recollection."
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:00:01 PM PDT
by
Wilhelm Tell
(Lurking since 1997!)
To: crusty codger
He did so because he forgot to wear a bra that day! Secret cross dresser you know! ;-)
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:00:19 PM PDT
by
Sola Veritas
(Trying to speak truth - not always with the best grammar or spelling)
To: crusty codger
Because he could. ("The worst possible reason.")
To: crusty codger; Howlin; Liz; ALOHA RONNIE; RonDog
Hannity had libs call in the last hour of his radio show with their best excuse why Bergler shoved secret documents down his pants. "Because he could," was one. "This is a non-story on a non-issue," and, "It happened so long ago," were a few more.
My favorite - "Halliburton..."
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:02:51 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(The United States is, by far, the COOLEST country to live in - EVER!)
To: Libloather
What? Nobody said "No controlling legal authority?"
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:05:25 PM PDT
by
Howlin
(~~~~Today is my sixth year FR anniversary~~~~)
To: ConservativeMajority
remembered the words often screamed at the Clinton White House,LOL
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:05:37 PM PDT
by
syriacus
(WJC escapes personal blame by blaming his demons. Will WJC agree to see an exorcist?)
To: sourcery
Don't you mean National Security Britches?
To: crusty codger
He forgot to take ENZYTE that morning.
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:11:32 PM PDT
by
pointsal
To: crusty codger
He was due for a photo shoot with Rolling Stone...
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:14:52 PM PDT
by
Bob J
(Rightalk.com...coming soon!)
To: crusty codger
Karl Rove stuffed the papers in Sandy Berger's pants. Now poor Sandy Berger is being prosecuted like Nelson Mandela and Martha Stewart.
To: crusty codger
10) They contained references to Monica Lewinski.
9) Something to do with paper being made from wood, and what was going on in his pants at the time.
8) Preparing to audition to pose for the cover of "Rolling Stone".
7) Because in spite of the fact that Post-It© notes provide all the needed coverage, the glue hurts on removal.
6) The balls! The balls! © Victor Hugo (sort of)
5) What else do you wrap a dead trout in?
4) Depends on the meaning of "his".
3) Wanted to get ahead of the 9/11 commission.
2) Remembering Hillary.
1) DEPENDS!!!!
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:18:08 PM PDT
by
Luis Gonzalez
(Sin Patria, pero sin amo)
To: Poohbah
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:19:34 PM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece)
To: beyond the sea
Funny you should mention that ----
CLICK.
To: Luis Gonzalez
Hmmmmmmm. Great minds think alike ---
DEPENDS
To: crusty codger
His duck was getting bored and needed something good to read.
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:23:51 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
To: crusty codger
because it gave him a great new pick up line with the ladies:
see my new tag line
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posted on
07/20/2004 4:24:01 PM PDT
by
Republican Red
(Is that a classified document in your pants Sandy or are you just glad to see me?)
To: Luis Gonzalez
58
posted on
07/20/2004 4:24:24 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(Must get moose and squirrel ... B. Badanov)
To: doug from upland
59
posted on
07/20/2004 4:26:31 PM PDT
by
Luis Gonzalez
(Sin Patria, pero sin amo)
To: crusty codger
Because he ordered a Berger-to-go and he thought the documents were napkins.
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