It involves the man's pants. It is obviously all about sex. Can't we all just move on? I hear that the Hastert press release statement cost the government $25.35 for printing costs. How much money are we going to spend to hound this honorable public servant who is just doing his best...
Well, we do need a Nonpartisan, Blue Ribbon Commission to Study just who among the Republicans (I think we can all guess who) came up with this nefarious scheme to bedevil this humble, hardworking man who shares the values of all working Americans.
He was just fighting for the values we all share.