[ZULU]

It SHOULD be remade for the mentally challenged whose minds can't grasp the allegory.

Sauron is recast as Osama Bin Ladden. The Orcs are Islamic Fundamentalists, Saroman the White is Saddam Hussein, the Mountain Orcs are the Iranian Ayatollahs, the Ring of Power are WMD, Bush is Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gangy is Cheny, the Nazgul are Islamic Terrorists, the Elves are the Christian Fundamentalists, the Dwarfs are the Conservatives, and the Balrog is the entire western Liberal Establishment.

Mount Doom is where we are all headed unless we get rid of the Islamic Fundamentalists.

Oh, and I forgot - Gollum is John Kerry.

[ZULU]

Also, Gandulf is Rumsfeld.

[mamalujo]

that was great!!!!!!

[Alouette]

Sauron is recast as Osama Bin Ladden. The Orcs are Islamic Fundamentalists, Saroman the White is Saddam Hussein, the Mountain Orcs are the Iranian Ayatollahs, the Ring of Power are WMD, Bush is Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gangy is Cheny, the Nazgul are Islamic Terrorists, the Elves are the Christian Fundamentalists, the Dwarfs are the Conservatives, and the Balrog is the entire western Liberal Establishment.

Gondor is Israel, Minas Tirith is Jerusalem, and Ariel Sharon is Denethor.

[Poohbah]

Oh, and I forgot - Gollum is John Kerry.

No, Hillary Clinton.