Look, I'm not being defensive, my client has done nothing wrong. Just because he had some bits of paper stuffed in his underwear doesn't mean anything. I'll let you know that he was doing it because he happened to be going to a night club directly after reviewing those papers. See, it's an innocent explanation, he wanted to impress a girl he was seeing, the daughter of a failed Presidential candidate with the initials WM. Maybe you should talk to him, see what he has to say.
My client wanted nothing other than a larger package, it's as simple as that and he didn't have an empty sock nearby.
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