Good Gawd!!
OK, so he just has a fetish for paper?
Also, it isn't ludicrous to claim the timing of this scandal to be suspicious?
Knowing this crew I honestly wouldn't be surprised to hear one of his "associates" present this as an explanation. I'm serious.
Sorta like the nice soft feel of womens lingerie on the male body. I guess them paper cuts would be nasty down the shorts.
OK, so he just has a fetish for paper?
Also, it isn't ludicrous to claim the timing of this scandal to be suspicious?