Sandy Burglar: "I made a mistake.
True, I inadvertantly stole and unintentionally destroyed documents pertaining to US security.
But there was a very very important reason: To protect myself, the Clintons and our embedded "Mistress of Cover-Up" Gorelick.
Which documents to steal, you ask? Documents including those showing incremental changes in the "facts" as they were changed over time.
Why steal them, you ask? Well, because we, I mean, I could.
My mistake? After finally getting my own copy of Gorelick's book "Destruction of Evidence",
I now know that I should have just destroyed the documents right there or earlier."
He destroyed nothing, he gave copies to his scumball pals so they could prepare their spin at the commission.