I wonder if the lame 9-11 Commission even bothered to ask how documents are handled. I'd bet not.
I did not steal those silly docs
I just was trying to outfox
Those guys who feel that they are hawks
So I just put them in my sox
And now all that I hear is rants
and lots of disrespectful chants
I guess that I will take the stance
Whats wrong with putting them in my pants
Lets put them back and all forget
Its silly that you all should fret
I dont know why youre all upset
Im just protecting that Clinton duet