We have not been able to corroborate some of the more sensational threat reporting, such as that from a [deleted text] service in 1998 saying that Bin Ladin wanted to hijack a US aircraft to gain the release of "Blind Shaykh" 'Umar 'Abd al-Rahman [sic] and other US-held extremists.
:—Nevertheless, FBI information since that time indicates patterns of suspicious activity in this country consistent with preparations for hijackings or other types of attacks, including recent surveillance of federal buildings in New York.
Headlines we won't see...but I'd like too...
CLINTON DOCS IN KERRY OP'S PANTS
SECOND ZIPPERGATE
OSAMA NOTES IN BERGER'S COAT
KERRY'S HANDY SANDY
BERGER CHARGES DROPPED. PROSECUTORS: "ONLY THE INSANE WOULD HAVE TRIED THIS"
and my favorite for now...
JOE WILSON: "SANDY DIDN'T STEAL, HE WAS A CONDUIT. ANODYNE NEOCONS ARE LIARS."