On the 10th green the wife said: 'Honey, I've been hiding something from you for all these years. 32 years ago, before we were married, I was a man. I had a sex change, but I can no longer hide this secret from you'.
The husband went ballistic. And hit her a slap in the face.
She said: 'How could you do that? After I forgave you your indiscretion'.
He said: 'How could you? How could you? You've been playing off the women's tees ALL these years!' ;-)
LOL! Great Joke! (The Big Guy, my husband, is just about as rabid in HIS golfing!)
One of his favorites:
A male foursome was on the 8th green, when a funeral procession was spotted going along the road outside the course. One of the four stopped mid-putt, took off his hat and quietly held it at his heart. So the other three guys followed his reverent lead and did the same. After the procession had passed, one of the other men said, "Wow! What a decent thing to do, Fred!"
"Well," said Fred [Mr. Reverent], "I AM going to miss her! We were married for 35 years, after all!"