Howard Dean Was Robbed

NY Daily News ^ | 07-18-04 | Lloyd Grove

[admiralsn]

He just laid his wallet on top of a public pay-phone in an airport??

And why vacation in Canada, Howard? America not good enough for you?

[gorush]

He has bad intelligence.

[Mike Bates]

"I gotta go. Somebody just stole my wallet," Dean abruptly ended his speech.

Put out an APB for the Klintoons, they do so like to snatch other people's property.

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[TheRightGuy]

And why vacation in Canada, Howard? America not good enough for you?

French-held territory, no doubt.

[oh8eleven]

Canadian vacation
Liberals = no principles. None.

[martin_fierro]

Dean saw some disembodied fingers suddenly slip around his wallet - containing all his credit cards and an undetermined amount of cash - and just as suddenly disappear with them.

If that's not an apt analogue for the higher taxation that Democrats support, I don't know what is.

[Undertow]

"I gotta go. Somebody just stole my wallet," Dean abruptly ended his speech.

Don't worry Howard, the money will turn up eventually in one of your many socialist redistribution programs.

[bboop]

Hmmmm - makes me think of that saying, "A Republican is a Democrat who just got mugged." Maybe we'll see Dean working for Bush pretty soon......?

[Badeye]

ANy questions as to why he isn't the nominee?

Sheesh, what a loser on all fronts this clown is.

[nothingnew]

"I gotta go. Somebody Bush just stole my wallet," Dean abruptly ended his speech.

FMCDH(BITS)

[oyez]

Democracy for America organization

Why don't they call it what it really is, Democratic-Socialism for America?

[jpl]

The idiot has obviously been away from New York too long, otherwise he'd have remembered that you don't leave your wallet sitting out in the open at JFK Airport.

[twigs]

I love America. But I went to Canada on my honeymoon and would love to go back. I've been thinking about it all day (it's my anniversary). We loved Nova Scotia. Going there certainly does NOT mean we don't love our country. I don't like Dean, but can't fault him on this account. And I'm sorry he was robbed.

[Larry Lucido]

Anybody seen Thing lately?

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Should have put his wallet in a lock-box. Algore would have.

[blanknoone]

How hilariously appropriate.

[BlueLancer]

"Dean saw some disembodied fingers suddenly slip around his wallet - containing all his credit cards and an undetermined amount of cash - and just as suddenly disappear with them."

"Calling all cars ... calling all cars ... be on the lookout for a disembodied hand ... answers to the name of "Thing" ...

[mattdono]

The imagery from this story has me laughing so hard that I just can't stop.

I just wonder what these people over the phone were thinking. They must have thought he had gone off the deep end (something we have been saying for quite some time).

[NativeNewYorker]

Only an adult with zero real-world smarts could possibly
leave his wallet exposed in that building.

[admiralsn]

Sorry. I was attempting to be facetious.