I've got the start of one and a few lines for other verses, but it will take a while to put those together.
There once was a kid from Groton,
Whose parents spoiled him rotten.
Even summered in France
He missed not a chance,
to take whatever they bought him.
I'm going to change that first verse.
There once was a kid from Groton,
Whose parents spoiled him rotten,
Even summered in France,
had every chance,
Yet, look at all that it taught him.
There once was a kid from Groton
Whose parents spoiled him rotten.
A gigilo's life
Then another man's wife,
He took whatever they bought him.
There once was a man named Kerry
He dreamed that Chirac said, "Mon cherie!"
French holidays in sun,
No wars on terror won.
Of his dreams, all voters should be wary.
P.S., if you see a better limerick in among my lines, run with it.