<< If Kerry loses the election, but finds his heart's one true love in Edwards, wouldn't it all be worth it in the end? >>
You'll laugh from the other side of your mouth when, after he and Kerry lose, Edwards sues the hospitals in which Kerry and TerEEble were born and the doctors and other medical professionals who attended their births, wins over the respective juries which then blame the congenital brain disorder each of the Kerrys suffers on faulty fauceps techniques -- and wins each of them a Hundred Million Mediscam Bucks. And a Hundred for himself.
Or at least you will then understand the attraction.
[Meanwhile, though, avert your eyes and those of your wife, your children and your dog whenever the two johns come within Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaach of each other]
Is it me, or is Kerry's face starting to melt?