[asgardshill]

We rent the damn thing for two bottles of beer and aligator eggs from our gator in our master bath room

You have indoor plumbing? Coooool.

I have to admit that we're rich enough NOT to have to tie our corn cobs to a string. Bucket of water does just fine.

how do your trashy relatives afford a trip in a car to Louisiana. You all must have a car

Its a Yugo.

[cajungirl]

They own a yugo? Damn, they are trashy!! I think yall win. We are too proud to drive that kind of car. We have a 1948 Buick.