Her bitter mood evaded detection like a gunman on a grassy knoll, so the customer service representative was able to complete her work quickly and effectively, like a gunman on a grassy knoll.
LOL You're killing me!!!
Michael scowled at the new shubbery that Marian had planted while he was away and wondered again where his dog had gotten to.
The wind howled through the portico like a wounded bassett hound.