[Petronski]

Regret dripped from his mouth like spoiled sour cream...

Yep, that's bad.

[Xenalyte]

Okay, you go first. That one's an ickily evocative visual!

[DumpsterDiver]

Regret dripped from his mouth like spoiled sour cream...

That was gross. :)

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
-- Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring, MD

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
--Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA

Similes from High School Essays