Keep an eye on those fastfood restaurants that either don't serve pork...or serve very little.
Hmmmm. Now that would be a good experiment. Do legitimate Mexican restaurants serve Pork dishes? If so, then every Freeper should go into their nearest Mexican restaurant and order a dish with PORK in it. Any restaurant that doesn't serve pork should be reported to the FBI. Can you imagine?
Freeper: "Hi, FBI? I want to report a Mexican restaurant that doesn't serve pork."
FBI: "Huh? This is the FBI. I think you may want the Department of Health, or the Department of Ag, or the Food Industry Association."
Freeper: "No, I want the FBI !! Dang it, there is NO PORK at El Casa Del Sol down on 5th Street! Don't you understand??!!"
FBI: "Oh, ok, now I understand. Please remain calm, someone will be there to help you shortly." (covers phone, says to agent next to him, "Send the looney bin truck out to this address, I've got a live one.")