OMG! Git rid of anything to do with Coke!!! Don't you realize that Coke is liberal Democrat and Pepsi is Republican/Conservative? For example: Edwards drinks four diet cokes before lunch!!!
I thought everybody knew the deep seated relationship between Coke and Demonicrats! Nixon and Barbara (oh what's that movie star's name), or maybe it was Joan Crawford got Pepsi into the Soviet Union with Henry Kissenger's help, but when Carter became POTUS, Armond Hammer helped him get Coke into the USSR and Pepsi was kicked out!!!
I'm not asking you to give up caffine, but snort some Diet Pepsi out yer nose instead of that leftist Coke... Puleeese!!! (snort)
Sorry Sierra. I won't touch the stuff.