[drew]

I was trying to come up with a response to Whoopi pointing at her privates every time she said the president's name, but had some trouble. At first, I thought pointing to my butt would be a good rejoinder, but then I realized my a**hole is too good for her. The only other option wasn't practical, as I don't have access to a heaping pile of sh*t. Oh well.

[BobS]

Whoopi may just do well in reminding guys why they need Viagra or Cialis! Doing what you should when you really don't want to.

[abigailsmybaby]

I scoop up a shopping bag full of dogsh!t out of my yard everyday. You're welcome to as much of it as you'd like. I'll pay shipping.