Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
I vëri sørry büt messæges cønserning Møøsë müst be skreened für cøntent by Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø.
Yu will receive å visit frøm the Møøsë-in-Blåck wen you leåst expect it tø instrüct you fürther on Møøsë etiqüæt.