"OSHA's Crackpot theory o' the day:"
"Space exists only because matter exists."
Being a crackpot I'd agree with this. It follows logically from the definitions of matter and space.
"Gravity is nothing more than "surface tension" of space trying to minimize itself."
I've thought of something like that, but am not sure how to express it in precise logical/mathematical terms or verify it yet.
"Time travel was invented 50 years ago but is being suppressed by a consortium of time travelers from the future. (or the past depending on your reference point)."
That'd be BSIC, the consortium led by Darksheare and I. We also suppress the location of all the erasers to all the golf-club pencils in the world.
The surface tension theory also splains the speed limit C. The faster you go the greater the resistance.
BSIC is also the Toys R US of bad ideas.
We're "Bretheren & Sisteren In Chaos, Inc. LLC".
Yes, there IS a top member of the group that is a "Sisteren", but she's secret and we will keep that so.
The hiding of the erasers for the golf club pencils is one of our meaner nastier plans.
We're also holding prisoner for questioning some guy claiming to have important information about the future.
(Holding cell 4c-sublevel 21d. back corner by the shelving for observation.)
/ joke.
In seriousness, I do wonder about time dialation.
And what would happen to one's 'perspective' should they actually be unfortunate enough to attain light speed.