[Focault's Pendulum]

At 29 I had a 3 year old daughter and a 19 month old son. I had a house, 2 cars, a stay at home wife, a full time job and was going to college 2 nights a week. At 50 I have a 24.5 year old daughter with a BS degree, a career, and she's married. A 23 year old son with his masters degree and career that starts next month. An ex-wife who got the house. A new wife, a house, a truck, a car, a boat, a dog and a cat. I act 16 and look 45.

You gotta get rid of the cat.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I had two cats. The 17 year old Mainecoon went to hang out at the rainbow bridge ; )