Gosh, all that bad news for the Kerry/Eddy ticket.
Whoppi's vile performance and Michael Moore's hate-filled movie both failed to have the desired effect.
Drats. This could mwan "big" and I mean "big" trouble. I hear Whoppi and Moore are going on an eating binge together out of frustration.
The two Hollywarped weirdos were last seen at Whole Foods stocking up on several half-gallons Haagen Dasz Dulce de Leche, ten large bags of sour cream and onion kettle chips, a dozen boxes of mallow-mars, couple boxes assorted donuts, six BBQ chickens, five pounds of potato salad with extra mayo, and a case of diet coke.
"Drats. This could mwan "big" and I mean "big" trouble. I hear Whoppi and Moore are going on an eating binge together out of frustration."
[Shudder!] I'm going to have nightmares now. . .