Posted on 07/14/2004 2:24:00 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - CENTERFIELD - 1st version
A summer day...in Fenway park...young Kerry cheers 'em on
He's hoping on this day his SOX prevail
Each year the Yanks have broken their hearts...it is time to end the curse
If they build a little streak, the Yanks they'll nail
So bring in Eddie Yost...we need his big bat today
Bring in Eddie Yost...you know that he came to play
And this year the...Stanley Cup...will be ours
When John heard fans shout, "Come on, rip one, Yaz"
He really became confused
And he was wondering who the F this Yaz guy was
He booed him loud, but then after that...he claimed he cheered him first
'Cause after all that's the thing John Kerry does
So bring in Eddie Yost...we need his big bat today
Bring in Eddie Yost...you know that he came to play
And this year the...Stanley Cup...will be ours
Someone talked about a monster there and he said that it was green
But from his private box no monster could he see
Then a vendor dropped a souveneir that grazed John Kerry's arm
"Ah, another purple heart will come to me"
Bring in Eddie Yost...we need his big bat today
Bring in Eddie Yost...you know that he came to play
And this year the...Stanley Cup...............
So bring in Eddie Yost...we need his big bat today
Bring in Eddie Yost...you know that he came to play
And this year the...Stanley Cup...will be ours
The Stanley Cup - isn't that some kind of Canadian jockstrap?
Note: Gammons gets it wrong...Kerry did not change his middle name. He just started using his middle initial during this campaign to evoke the ghost of Kennedy (the tax cutter and hawk, not the drunken lifeguard killer).
thou shalt not mock the holy grail of hockey.
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