Oh come now... After all the help the French gave you in your War of Independence, surely you could find a few nice things to say?
(I'm not holding my breath)
Where is Lafayette or Rochambeau? The gratitude of the past has given way to the blastitude of the present. French wine, once highly prized by connosieurs the world over has changed to the bitter French whine - a most unpalatable beverage - preferred by francophile swine. The western hemisphere abounds with such gourmands who will swill anything whole - as long as it comes from across the big puddle and tastes no better than Perrier.