[Tailgunner Joe]

Thank you Poohbah, that's just what I wanted.

And you claimed to be for "family values."

What a liar and a fraud you are.

[Poohbah]

Thank you Poohbah, that's just what I wanted.

And you claimed to be for "family values."

I still am. I don't patronize prostitutes. I don't view pornography. Unlike you, I practice self-restraint instead of demanding the nanny state practice it for me.

What a liar and a fraud you are.

Which one of us actually lives out family values unassisted, as opposed to needing to be forced to do so at gunpoint?