My reply:
Hahahahaha! I love that joke. I may have to pull that one on my wife the next time she gets out of line.
I am glad to hear you are a christian and NOT a fanatical muslim. I am a Southern Baptist now, but have experimented with almost every religion. I even joined a cult back in the 70's....that was very stupid, but I was on drugs at the time. My parents were killed in a car crash & I inherited a lot of money. I was terribly sad & lost when these people found me passed out in their driveway. They were very kind to me; took me in & cleaned me up, gave me some food, new clothes, a haircut. I think they put something in the food because I don't remember much after that. I almost gave that group of nutcases all my parents money. Luckily, my buddies came to the compound in their trucks & brought lots of guns along. They broke me out of that place & knocked some sense back into me. Thats what friends are for, Joshua! I am very loyal to my friends. Why didn't your friends get you to the hospital earlier to treat the typhoid fever? Did you know you had it? What are the symptoms? I am glad we don't have that here, but there are cases of West Nile virus. Another wicked "gift" from your continent!
I wanted to ask you why we are going to London. Not that I mind, as I wrote before...I have been there before & really enjoyed it. I may turn it into a summer vacation and go to a few other countries too. If we get along in person, you can travel with me. I always have a ton of fun.
Your friend,
Harry Palmer
Dear Harry.
Am glad you liked the joke.The consignment packages are in London.I need
to talk to you on the telephone so please give me a suitable time frame
in which i can call the number you gave me as it is always on voice mail(female
voice).It is important we talk on the phone as i want to send you the documents
which makes you the bonafide beneficiary of the consignment packages.I need
an early response from you.
Best Regards.
Joshua