Kerry-Edwards... Snort n Tort
That should be the anti-slogan attached to this ludicrous excuse for a presidential ticket.
The only possible combo that I can think of at the moment, which eclipses the disastrous duo, in terms of sheer intellectual vacuity, is the Mondale-Ferraro ticket of 1984.
And remember, that was actually headed by someone who was for all intents and purposes, a warmed-over corpse.